Cracking Laundry

     So, yesterday, I was folding laundry while my husband was playing a video game.  My pants that I was wearing kept sliding down little by little to show my butt crack.  I became tired of pulling them up pretty quickly, so I got another idea.  I am goofy, so I decided to let my crack hang out, and see how long it would take for my husband to notice.  Giggling to myself, I folded piece after piece of laundry, and my pants kept sliding down.  Unfortunately, my shirt was a little long, so it kept covering it back up.  As I walked into another room to put away some of the laundry, I tried tying my shirt so my butt crack would be more visible.  It fell back down as soon as I started walking again.  The next time I walked out of the room, I rolled it up and it stayed this time.  I must have walked in front of my husband about ten times, with half of my ass hanging out, without him even noticing.  I finally had to stop and block the TV so he would notice. I hate video games.